10.20.2006

Weekend at the Beach: Part I

I've been grossly negligent in updating this blog. Please forgive me, I've been going through a dental horror story - just in time for Halloween! Suffice it to say that I now have an "instrument" lodged in the root canal of tooth #30 and the adventure is no where near complete. Enough about that...root canals are totally unsexy...

My S.O. and I went to the beach a couple of weekends ago with my bestest friend ever. Her mother owns a tiny cabin hidden in the trees above the shoreline. The only heat is the woodstove. The only amusement provided is an extensive library of books and old VHS black and white movies. The bathroom sink doesn't work, the sauna's on the fritz and the roof leaks - luckily, it didn't rain until the day we decided to head out.

We left town Friday after work. Mostly missing the traffic, we arrived at the cabin around 8:30pm. We'd already eaten on the way so our first order of business (after unloading the cars) was consuming cocktails. She's just discovered the lime martini - WAY too much for my citric sensitive stomach, she and he had schooners of the stuff while I imbibed screwdrivers.

As I mentioned a couple of posts ago, I brought my toy box. It didn't take long for us to start comparing what we'd brought along. She had a smaller collection of the same stuff I had - and one extra thing - black liquid latex. Have you heard of this stuff? (I can't rightly find a link at this time.) Liquid latex is painted on freshly lotioned skin. It dries into a shiny, supple, erotic, tight case around. I was the first to be canvas - cuz I'm easy. ;p She painted my breasts, my belly; he painted my back. As it dried and tightened many pictures were taken, much more booze was consumed and other very naughty ideas were tossed around. After the latex dries, one can parade around in a second skin for a while but eventually the fun part is the peeling off. It's a combination of kink blending a slow revelation of flesh with pain as the latex holds on to the little hairs as it's being peeled away. It reminded me of candle wax play; this is definitely something men would want to approach with EXTREME caution. The heart pattern on my back stood in bas relief for a good while after everything was picked clean. I could feel the burn of love.

Next we latexed his prick. It was fun, but dang, the thing - painted in black - looked a bit diseased to be honest (LOL!) and not really worth the production.

Then it was her turn. He did most of the painting while I tried to shape her pubic hair into a heart shape. Hearts were the theme and since I was finished way before he was, I started taking pictures too. Some are VERY naughty looking pictures of completely innocent positions - he just happened to be doing this naked. She was being very fidgety so I had to hold her down with a lip lock. Once our lips met, we realized we couldn't get enough of each other. Girl lips are so different from boy lips. Soft - so soft my entire self would melt each time I realized where I was. I felt my body turn into a puddle then tighten up as a rush of lust blasted through me and my breathing turned to panting. She told me I was a good kisser and the delight in hearing that come from her lips rippled down my spine and made me tingle in naughty places. As we continued macking on each other, he finished his paint job. Only our lips had touched but my entire body was flushed. We lifted her up off the floor so she could check out his art work. I couldn't touch her yet but oh I so wanted to...

10.12.2006

Ah....

Sunny Saturdays at the coast - completely WASTED because I'm EXHAUSTED from a night of such fun it oughta be illegal.

There's this stuff, liquid latex...if you haven't tried it you must GOOGLE it and get some right away.


HLV



10.05.2006

TBA

Argh! Yesterday and the day before were flurries of naughty text messages...today, I think I've lost my mojo. I will rest up and start saving my creative juices for the weekend. Texting graphic pictures and flirty descriptions of sexual positions is exhausting!

We already have our menu planned. Her homemade pesto for Friday; his Thai satay and curry for Saturday; my Dutch Baby Pancakes for Sunday breakfast...with champagne and orange juice - NOT mixed together.

And lots of vodka.

I plan on bringing my toy box. In it I have three half-used bottles of ID Glide (I should just consolidate); two - no four (I forgot we cut them up) lengths of very soft nylon rope; a vibrator with a g-spot crook at the end, it lights up from the inside and cycles through the colors of the rainbow; a Hitachi Magic Wand (alas, it is not cordless); a purple dinosaur vibrator modeled on the "Rabbit"; a Slim Feeldoe (slim for him--LOL!!); a Tantus silicon dildo that is my all-time absolute favorite toy of my entire life (pictured here - only mine is "Ambrosia"); shearling lined black leather blindfold; well-worn black leather hand restraints; a small leather spanker; anal beads; two sizes of butt-plugs; low temperature taper candles; three or four "mini massagers" in various states of usefulness (I burn through those fast! :P); a March 2006 issue of Exotica magazine autographed by my favorite stripper and 50 or so porno movies.

Okay, now I have to explain the porno movies...there's a strip club we go to on Friday nights. We go there because they have "Free Porn Friday." FPF is where ordering specific drinks gets you a free porn DVD. Like an $8 Long Island Ice Tea. Plus you get to see naked girls. Some are even good looking. Sometimes though, the amount of LITs consumed makes actually WATCHING the porn much less ACTING on the porn a dubious exercise at best. I am perfectly embarrassed to admit that I've completely passed out giving my S.O. a blow job...

Suffice to say, I've got about 25 porn DVDs still in the shrink wrap. If it rains at the beach, at least I know we'll be entertained.

10.04.2006

TXT MSG: This giggle bush thing should be further explored during our trip this weekend. SweetP

TXT MSG: Woot! R

TXT MSG: And I'm not talking about da kine you smoke...SweetP

TXT MSG: Reeeeaally? R

TXT MSG: Yes, really...I'm talking about the kind...SweetP

TXT MSG: a girl might need to have stroked and fondled until she's beggin for release...SweetP

TXT MSG: Yes! R

TXT MSG: The kind that would love attention. LOTS of it. SweetP

TXT MSG: Needs it bad been too long. R

TXT MSG: Soft sighs and sweet murmurs, satisfying swats and stinging skin...SweetP

Phone rings: "Goddamn girl! You know how to really turn me on!!"